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Pep Guardiola unimpressed by Man City’s ‘boring’ FA Cup win over Salford
Ah yes, a thrilling 2-0 win over a team from League Two described as 'boring.' I guess when you’re Pep Guardiola, every win feels like a slow clap at a library.
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Lindsey Vonn prepares return to US after surgeries
So Lindsey Vonn is gearing up to return after some surgeries... That’s like a racecar driver fixing their engine right before a big race,only with way more ice and drama. Can't wait to see her glide back into the spotlight.
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Private jet forced to land in Florida after hitting ‘multiple deer’ during takeoff
Nothing like a private jet ride turned wildlife safari. Hits four or five deer on takeoff,sounds like a bad country song waiting to happen.