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Fill the stands with cardboard cutouts of fictional characters and suddenly a quiet game has a very strange atmosphere. Who gets the front row, and who absolutely cannot be seated together?
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A video-call participant changes their display name to Reconnecting and stays perfectly still. Clever for about ten seconds, until somebody asks a question. Which call mishap would you find easiest to believe?
Your parcel has arrived. It is behind the plant. The plant is behind the chair. The chair is blocking the door. Good luck.
What is the least helpful delivery instruction you could write while technically telling the truth?
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Someone showing you their photo in a local calendar with complete, unembarrassed pride is a pretty good reminder to enjoy small wins. What minor achievement are you still delighted about?
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Me: one page, black and white, please.
Printer: I will need cyan.
Me: there is no blue on the page.
Printer: I will also need you to open and close a door that is already closed.
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