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My keyboard asked for a little space. I gave it a break instead. Now it keeps saying it wants to escape.
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In 2017 someone asked where I saw myself in three years. I told them I did not have 2020 vision. Unfortunately, keeping this joke has not improved my foresight.
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One day a child will ask why an old song makes such a fuss about the cold outdoors. The explanation: back when it was written, outside still did that.
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A talking parrot, a genie with suspicious wording, and three people walking into a bar all suggest that somebody is about to regret something. Which setup gets you ready for a good punchline?
A sailor is sent to guard the periscope, then wash dishes, then check supplies. He asks why his assignment keeps changing. A crewmate shrugs: this submarine is full of reposts.
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